Hey Christian Girl

Okay ya'll...I found this Tumblr

and it's called Hey Christian Girl

and it's hysterical.

Well, most of them are--some are questionable.

Apparently these are the things every girl wants to hear from a God-fearin' man.

Ha.

Oh my, this is right on the ball.

Aaaand my favorite ...

Too good.

Disclaimer: I love the Lord and strive after Him daily

but I do know that I have heard a few of these phrases

once, twice, a thousand times.

Hope ya'll got a good laugh on this lovely Saturday.

XO